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Thursday 23 May 2013

Kendall Jenner tweets about how hard her life is, gets slam-dunked by Frances Bean Cobain


Life is pretty tough for 17-year-old Kendall Jenner, guys, so it would be really nice if we could all be understanding about how tough it is being an incomprehensibly rich teenager with a regular Reality TV show slot and burgeoning modeling career and such.
Kendall started a ‘Twitterstorm’ yesterday by tweeting: “just wish sometimes things could be easier mann”, probably from a limousine filled with chocolate, from an iPhone made of gold.
This goof made people ‘a bit unhappy’, not least Frances Bean Cobain, who launched into a bit of a rant aimed squarely at the Kardashian-lite.

Bean

“i'd rather be a scumbag than a f**king idiot,” she said, calmly. “Praise high IQ’s, good taste & awareness about the state of the world.”
Then she took a few minutes out to breath into a brown paper bag and Google ‘more bad things Kendall Jenner is probably ignoring’, then came back for Round Two:
“oh ya,” she continued, “not to mention, CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death. F**k, Humans are so self involved.

“I'd like to thank my parents for providing me with a high IQ & I'd like to thank my grams for encouraging me not to be a self absorbed idiot.”
Kendall Jenner has responded by ‘quietly deleting the tweet and pretending nothing has happened’. Smooth.   



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